accio-cosima:

girls wearing boxers is such a frickin’ turn on. along with girls wearing beanies. and girls wearing plaid shirts. and girls wearing tank tops. and girls in general.

At the grocery store
Woman: *on cellphone* Why am I leaving you? Why am I--I'll tell you why.
Woman: Here's why. You don't respect me.
Woman: You called me a whore in front of my children.
Me: *says nothing, but has a face like O.O*
Woman: You don't respect me. And you know, there some white chick here in the store, she walking, she heard me say that and she make a face.
Woman: Because even she know you a piece of shit.

songofsunset:

inventrix:

0trevskies:

When friends won’t believe they’re cute and perfect

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when friends insist that you’re cute and perfect

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shhhhhhhh you’re cute and perfect deal with it

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thetallawkwardginger:

songbard5683:

fiestyhysteria:

The child actors in Harry Potter would do their actual schoolwork in the movie to make the school setting more real

math

Definitely math

stablevertigo:

What I mean when I say “I can’t do that”- Anxiety Version:

  • I am unable to do that
  • I am too stressed out to do that
  • I cannot face the humiliation of attempting to do that
  • My body will physically not allow me to do that
  • I am on the verge of a panic attack
  • I cannot do that

What people hear:

  • I am unwilling to do that
  • I am just shy
  • I am overreacting
  • I am lazy
  • I need to get more experience in social situation to help my anxiety
  • I need a push
  • I don’t want to do that

Inspired by X

ironicdavestrider:

What? Me? A heterosexual

DRAMAtical Murder  II  Happy Birthday Koujaku! - 19.08 

lidikia:

"Electronic music isn’t real music. All you need to do is press buttons and-

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lucidcyanotypes:

esexist:

what if you were holding a puppy and being like “aw whos the cutest wittle puppy in the whole wide world?” it responded in a grown mans voice just like “i am the cutest puppy in the whole wide world”

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wideop3n:

trippingvirus:

earthbenderprincex:

I rly need clear being rly pumped about daft punk like 

"AOBA-SAN! THEY’RE JUST LIKE ME! THEY’RE ROBOTS THAT SING FOR GOOD! DO YOU SEE AOBA-SAN?"

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i couldn’t help myself im so sorry

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I never do this but……

johannathemad:

i heard tomorrow is certain friendzoned loser’s b-day

johannathemad:

i heard tomorrow is certain friendzoned loser’s b-day

returquoise:

When you try to think of a word and can only remember it in another language.

DRAMAtical Murder   II   Aoba Seragaki  (x)

kingshezza:

finding fanfiction i haven’t read yet

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