do you know what I hate
I FUCKING HATE IT WHEN YOU SAY YOU HAVE A HEADACHE OR THAT YOU ARE TIRED AND PEOPLE SAY “it’s because you spend too much time on the internet” ACTUALLY NO MAYBE ITS BC IM SO STRESSED ABOUT LIFE AND I CANT SLEEP BC EVERYTHING SUCKS AND YOU ARE TRYING TO BLAME IT ON THE INTERNET WHICH IS MY ONE WAY OF ESCAPING AND FINDING A BIT OF HAPPINESS so please kindly shut the fuck up
I want to sleep through life and only wake up for the good parts like dinner
Thank YOU, Mark. You’re a ray of sunshine with a heart made of gold. Thank you for bringing so many happiness to so many people.
You’re an inspiration. You’re a hero.
(This is for my friends too, who are so amazing and sweet and help me through all the bad times. Thank you everyone!)
like if you love robots, reply if you love robots, reblog if you love robots, ignore if you are former president george w. bush
Do you ever catch yourself thinking rude things about someone or judging them and you’re like “hey stop that, that’s not nice don’t u do that”
getting spoken to as if i’m straight by straight people who assume everyone is straight, subsequently feeling like the world’s most useless and irritated secret agent
are you ever looking at weird stuff on the internet and ur paranoid its going to end up on facebook somehow because facebook is connected to like everything
Stop hating yourself. Try going one day without saying anything bad about yourself. Try complimenting yourself. Do it again. Buy yourself dinner. Put soft things against your skin. Listen to your favorite songs. Eat ice cream. Eat ice cream naked. You have to spend the rest of your life with you. You’re all you’ve got. Be kind, start loving yourself.
i speak four languages and they’re called horny sad hungry and annoying